This is it. This is the point that a guy comes to when he realizes that no matter what, this is as ready as he will ever be without the trial by fire... or spit-up as the case may be. I'm not going to be more ready for this kid to come than I am right now.
So, bring it on...
The kid hasn't dropped yet.
I thought that we would have the kid by now, I was six weeks early. It's a tough standard, but somehow that was where I'd set the bar. Now we are on the edge of three weeks. And the kid has yet to drop.
I hope you can hear the crazy in my voice. This kid needs to come out! We have toys out here. He has what in there? Nothing.
THINGS THAT ARE WORTH BEING BORN FOR:
- Mellow Mushroom
- Munchkin Fu*
- Dark Chocolate
- Jeep Wranglers
- Your First Dropkick Murphys Show
- Venti White Chocolate Mocha
- Six flags
- The Beach
- Your Dad's Journal
I could go on forever on this one.
THINGS THAT ARE WORTH STAYING IN-UTERO FOR:
- It's kinda warm
That's it. This kid needs to make an appearance. Time to up the bribes.