*Talking about how my humor is not quite safe for the typical church crowd*
Tim: Yet they still hired me...
Jenn: Who do you have running your Church?
Tim: A bunch of celibate Italians and Germans, which is a good idea, because they are about the only men on the planet not following their d*cks around.
Jenn: But they still hired you.
Tim: Don't knock it, honey. It's how we got together.
Jenn: That's so sweeeet.
Tim: I probably just got a free pass.
Jenn: The biggest of your life.